Gay lobster

Among the flame wars and the Twitter feuds, the internet can be a mean place. Loveless and forlorn, we march on, lonely profiles beating against the current, praying for a 'numbers tweet'. Sometimes, however, the web offers a glorious offering, a moment of bounty in the digital wilderness.

This pearly-shelled, translucent-looking lobster gay lobster sent Twitter into meltdown. Alex Todd, 39, caught her off the coast of Maine on 24 August. A 10th generation fisherman, he acquired his fishing licence at the age of six. Most lobsters acquire their distinctive colouring through the combination of yellow, blue and red proteins in their shell.

While orange or blue lobsters are fairly common, pearlescent lobsters are rarely seen. Pregnant lobsters are protected under Maine law in an effort to prevent overfishing endangering the lobster population.

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The story racked up the shares on Facebook and Twitter, where things inevitably got weird. What does seem clear is that gay lobster content was something we never knew we needed. She even conjured up her own account. This article contains content provided by X. Thankfully, though, this local fisherman has kept our hallowed moon lobster safe in her role as queen of the seas.

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Long may she reign.